An SMS-activated bluetooth vibrator. That's right ladies. What more could you ask for? Have you man please with his cell's keypad.

What? You don't know what SMS is?
SMS: (SMS) A message service offered by the GSM digital cellular telephone system.Using SMS, a short alphanumeric message (160 alphanumeric characters) can be sent to a mobile phone to be displayed there, much like in an alphanumeric pager system. The message is buffered by the GSM network until the phone becomes active.

What? you don't know what bluetooth is?
Bluetooth: a short-range radio technology for Internet and mobile devices, aimed at simplifying communications among them.

What? You don't know what's a vibrator?
danZenie: +011-507-555-danz. Gimme a call and lets talk about it.

Check out the specs.

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