These fuckers kill me with the term "foreign policy experience". WTF does that mean!? First Obama takes a trip to the Middle East and Europe in order to gain "foreign policy experience". How is he able to say "Yes, I now have foreign policy experience" after this escapade? This, I thought, was one of the lowest qualifiers I've ever heard with relation to the word "experience". But of course the Republicanos must always outdo their counter fiesta the Democratas. So Palin, soon to be the first female President of the "United States Of Americans", is constantly "briefed" so that she's able to regurgitate answers to questions a person with "foreign policy experience"  would know. Did I miss the fucking memo!? Being briefed and being able to learn by rote qualifies as "experience".  Well I guess learning the lyrics to Biggie's 10 Crack commandments qualifies me as the Negro scarface.

For the record, this goes down in a résumé prefixed with the famous "Knowledge of".  Everyone knows this translates to "I don't really know what I should know about this, but wtf."

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