I sent a link about the RC human to BlackForest back in August. Here is what the exchange was like:

danZenie -RC Human
BlackForest - All I need is an on/off button.
danZenie - Nah. A reset to default settings is also important

I think he was talking about women. This might give piece of mind to many Black people that feared the return of slavery. Ooh!! That Bailey's is so smooth.

- WNBA MVP and Allstar Sheryl Swoopes
- George Takei, 'Trek's' Sulu

Now I know you're probably wondering what's the deal with this Part 00 business, but the way we see it now that Hollywood and the entire Entertainment industry is going full force on promoting homosexuality this is going to be an on-going thing. Can you guess who would be signing next week? danZenie predicts Kanye West. Check the poll. By the way, danZenie is a gay that only likes women.

Updated Monday, 31 October 2005

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I predicted this one months ago. It was on the way to SMB (Sunday Morning Basketball) with my homey E-Double. We were chatting it up about how to get that next dollar among other things. One of those other things was how to finish this Hip Hop beef foolishness. Out of my fat lips came out "Jay-z and Nas need to drop a track together. Better yet an album." Think about it.. It would be the greatest Hip Hop album of all times. I seen it like a Zenith son! (Name that quote). "That beef must end" - Thus saith danZenie.

During the course of that conversation we also talked about 50 Cent and Ja-Rule dropping and album. Needless to say we both burst out laughing at the ridiculousness of the suggestion. Sorry Ja, your career is over buddy!

Here is what my Boy BlackStar had to say about this: I wish this could be the beginning of new era in RAP..,,, the past couple years Hip-Hop as gone directly into the toilet.... Some of these rappers are really making it hard for black people to move up.. For that reason I don't listen to rap that much anymore.

Good looking out on this link BlackStar. Come back home kid!!

WARNING: Please do not click on this link if you're a dog lover.

Yes, we all know that lots of dirty work can be accomplished at your local Internet cáafe. Virus spreading, port scanning, key loggers, terror plotting, etc, etc. So what do the authorities in Italy do in order to curve the worst one of these? They past a law requiring all Internet cafe users to identify themselves by way of a passport. Yet another prime example of reverse evolution. Not only do they have to identify themselves, but cafe owners are required to make a photocopy of the ID, and file it. Perfect example of what happens when a country decides to pass a law out of fear. Did someone say PATRIOT ACT?

Snippet: "Due to new measures, more than 25 Islamic extremists were arrested on Italian soil in 2005, according to the Interior Ministry. The ministry also reported that they are conducting "rigorous surveillance" of high-risk areas of terrorist activity and over 13,000 strategic locations in Italy. On Aug. 12 and 13 alone, a reported 32,703 checks were carried out on suspicious individuals.

Imagine walking into an Internet cafe and being asked to show your passport, then watching someone make a copy of YOUR passport. Wait a second, you mean there is someone in Italy walking around with a William Danze passport?

According to this article Almost 100,000 high school students in California might not be able to graduate. That represents 20% of all high school students in California. At what percentage to you begin to tear down the system?

Snippet: "But the report by the Virginia-based Human Resources Research Organization showed that tens of thousands of students, particularly those in special education and others who speak English as a second language, may fail the test by the end of their senior year despite remedial classes, after-school tutoring and other academic help.

What they don't tell you is that this man was high off something man. You name it, he was high from it.

Snippet: "Quayle said a man house-sitting for his father found Kopsaftis standing naked in an upstairs room holding two rifles belonging to the homeowner.

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Sex, sex, and more sex. For some reason the results from these experiments are not that surprising to me. Many of the men reading are probably wishing they were back in high school right now. The things men would do for sex. Anyway....

Here is a snippet: "Feelings of sexual guilt plummeted, especially among young women. Attitudes toward premarital sex became dramatically more liberal over the same period," the analysis of 530 studies spanning five decades and involving more than a quarter of a million young people said.

Here is what's wrong with this picture. Religion! Premarital sex is a result of the believes of most major "religions". All you need to do is take away or discredit religion, and you give freeway to premarital sex. Irresponsible premarital sex. What, you mean I won't burn in hell? Because many parents relied on religion for their foundation, they did not even bother to talk about "responsible" sex. "Listen Mary, we don't recommend sex at 15, but if you're stupid enough to do it ....." The foundation should have been set on "responsible" sex as oppose to "not sinning". You can't discredit responsibility. It is what it is.

Former Educational Minister, William Bennett, goes on record saying, hypothetically speaking now, "If you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose -- you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down..." OK, before you think about picking up arms, lets make a some what "sane" attempt to analyze this statement. Please bear with me as I am not an expert in statistics or anything like that. For a minute, and just for a minute try to put away all feelings, emotions, and "human(e)" rationale, in other words be like danZenie. Techinically if you abourt every black baby in this country your crime rate would go down. The same would be true if you were to abort every white baby (yes, White people also commit crimes), or every Latin baby, or every Chinese baby. So, hypothetically speaking, and putting away all of those things that make you "human", William Bennett's theory holds some "truth" to it. He didn't say "if you wanted to ERADICATE crime. That would suggest that only Blacks commit crimes. But wait a second, like I mentioned before I am not an expert in statistics so I might not be looking at this from the correct angle.

During a discussion with Mr. Bass, he said something very interesting. He mentioned the fact that aborting Black babies, or any other babies, also means a serious decrease in population, so if you look at it by way of percentages it would probably not "reduce" the crime rate at all. Anyone interested in doing the math?

OK, now lets get back to our normal "human" self. A hypothesis about eliminating an entire human race? POR FAVOR!!!!! Here is a snippet of what Mr. Bennett had to say in order to uphold his words: "I was putting forward a hypothetical proposition. Put that forward. Examined it. And then said about it that it's morally reprehensible. To recommend abortion of an entire group of people in order to lower your crime rate is morally reprehensible. But this is what happens when you argue that the ends can justify the means,"

Here is a link to William Bennette's site with the Audion: Listen up

The floor is now open for ranting

In case you missed it, the "reverse evolution" phrase was first used here: Supreme Sense. In a nutshell it refers to how many/most human beings are evolving for the worst. Low levels of gray matter accompanied by high levels of stupidity. We kick of this reverse evolution (RevEv) news rant category with a story about two not-so-young men who stole a car from a gas station, then later that day returned to THE SAME GAS STATION to fill-up.

Here are interesting facts:

FACT:It was her blue 1994 Ford Escort with a missing hubcap. She had reported it stolen less than an hour earlier.

CSI: It was a POS '94 Escort with hubcaps!!!! ONE WAS MISSING, and I'm sure they weren't even clean!!! It didn't even have rims. THEY WEREN'T SPINNING NI**A!! [insert Chris Rock pun here]. And they returned to the same gas station only one hour after the car had been reported missing? One hour later? Like my boy from Cura

Some of the reason why Black people love Johnny and Sally:

• Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers!
• Johnny always says: "I'm not racist; one of my best friends is Black!" I think he might mean me!
• Sally always says things that make me feel special, like: "You're so cool, you're different, you're not like other Black people!"

I'm going to be honest here. I don't even know how to introduce this story, so I will simply paste a small introduction found on the article:

Three men were arrested for robbing a ticket shop after the ringleader posted a "job" offer on an online site, police said.

Concrete proof that online job hunting and head hunting works. Last time I checked criminals had a hard time recruiting well-known friends for their heists. This dude managed to do it online, and not just that, he managed to recruit a well capable individual. After all, the job was completed successfully. Until the snitch just came out of him. Should have listed that as a prerequisite: "Snitches need not apply"

I'm sure most of us at some point in our life have lost a set or two of keys. But losing the keys to the prison? This is completely unacceptable.

Snippet: "The 'high minimum security' institution of 1,400 male inmates was locked down from last Friday until Monday after a search failed to turn up the keys."